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• An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. -- Simon Cameron (1799-1889)
• An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought.
  -- Simon Cameron There are honest journalists like there are honest politicians....
• An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought.
• I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him.
  'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Bought And Sold...
• I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him.
  .. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane....
• Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
  ..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
• Windows: If I'd *wanted* a Mac, I would have *bought* one!
• When I was young, my family bought a color TV. Our neigbors, who were poorer, had only a black-and-white set.
  They bought a piece of cellophane, shaded from red through yellow to blue, and taped it over their screen, so they could claim that they had a color TV, too....