When I was young, my family bought a color TV. Our neigbors, who were
poorer, had only a black-and-white set. They bought a piece of cellophane,
shaded from red through yellow to blue, and taped it over their screen, so
they could claim that they had a color TV, too. Now there's Windows 3.1.
poorer, had only a black-and-white set. They bought a piece of cellophane,
shaded from red through yellow to blue, and taped it over their screen, so
they could claim that they had a color TV, too. Now there's Windows 3.1.
Related:
- I may be accused of being confused, but I'm average weight for my height.
My philosophy, like color TV, is all there in black and white. -- Raymond Scum... - aga n.
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random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L.... - Dad, how come old photographs are always black and white?
Didn't they have color film back then?" "Sure they did.... - TV host: The colors of the Italian flag are red, white, and what?
[all four simultaneously] Bart: Blue! Orange!... - I am a person of color: My color is White
- Grandma runs from Mr. Burns and Wiggum]
Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on, my life as I knew it was
over.
Kent: [on TV] Only one member of the Springfield Seven was identified.... - In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites
of passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN.
The usual set consisted of three tests: 1) Empty a full bottle of vodka without pause, 2) Go out in the forest to kill a bear with bare hands, and 3) rape a woman.... - Cold-hearted orb that rules the night
Removes the colors from our sight
Red is gray, and yellow white
But we decide which is right
And which is a quantization error.
-- Jef Poskanzer, from the doc to his oh-so-cool program -- that converts color bitmaps to greyscale ones.... - Joey: All right. [gets up]
Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
