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• Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.
  -- Fred Hoyle...
• Quote #213 "Chaos is but unperceived order." -- attributed to Fred Hoyle
• Bob: [high-pitched] All Springfield trembles before the might of Sideshow Bob!
  Blasted helium! Shoo...shoo...shoo. [normal voice] Ha ha, that's better!...
• Yuppie pregnant women don't go into labor, they go straight into management. -- Fred Reu
• Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
• Triple your drive space! Delete OS/2!!
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away.
  The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away....