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• Motivation is everything. You can do the work of two people, but you can't be two people.
  Instead, you have to inspire the next guy down the line and get him to inspire his people....
• You can make more friends in two months by becoming genuinely interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
  -- Dale Carnegie...
• You can get everything in life you want, if you will help enough other people get what they want.
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• If I had to sum up in one word what makes a good manager, I'd say decisiveness.
  You can use the fanciest computers to gather the numbers, but in the end you have to set a timetable and act....
• Friends are people you can be quiet with.
• You will soon be able to do all the things sane people can do.
• People are afraid of new things. You should have just taken an existing product and put a clock on it or something.
  -- Homer, on the baby translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired of you, but you can accomplish this in a few weeks on television.
  -- Walter Slezak...