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• I never knew what real happiness was until I got married.
  And by then it was too late. -- Max Kauffma...
• No man knows what true happiness is until he gets married. By then, of course, its too late.
• Nobody really knows what happiness is, until they're married. And then it's too late.
• If what Proust says is true, that happiness is the absence of fever, then I will never know happiness.
  For I am possessed by a fever for knowledge, experience, and creation. -- Anais Ni...
• My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell till I married her. -- Hal Roach
• Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time, There's something wrong here
  here can be no more denying, One of us is changing, or maybe we just stopped trying, And it's too late, baby, now, it's too late, Though we really did try to make it, Something inside has died and I can't hide and I just can't fake it....
• I can't be late--I just got here.
• It was so cold, I almost got married.
• It's never too late to mend