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• Abraham Lincoln reportedly said that, given eight hours to chop down a tree, he'd spend six sharpening his axe.
  -- TidBITS 654, quoted by Derek K. Miller, via Art Eva...
• My father used to tell me, "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, Abraham Lincoln had a job.
  When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked twelve miles to get to school....
• I had been told I was on the road to hell, but I had no idea it was just a mile down the road with a dome on it.
  -- Abraham Lincol...
• I will study and get ready, and perhaps my chance will come. -- Abraham Lincol
• Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? -- Abraham Lincol
• I don't know who my grandfather was; I'm much more concerned to know what his grandson will be.
  -- Abraham Lincol...
• Skinner: Now, this morning we're going to be mapping a small square of sky that's thought to be empty.
  It's my hope that it's not. Bart: So what am I supposed to do exactly?...
• Seriously, I do not think I am fit for the Presidency. -- Abraham Lincol