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• The best defence against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
  -- The British Army Journal...
• The best part of my day is over when the alarm goes off
• Zeno first started that doctrine that knavery is the best defence against a knave.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of Bashfulne...
• This is the biggest fool thing we have ever done. The (atom) bomb will never go off and I speak as an expert of explosives.
  -- Admiral Leahy, US Navy, June 1945...
• Isn't the best defence always a good attack? -- Ovid
• British boobs are the best in the world.
• Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
• Bart: In English class I did the best. Army: In English class I did the best.
  Bart: Because I cheated on the test. Army: Because I cheated on the test....
• The atom bomb is a paper tiger... Terrible to look at but not so strong as it seems. -- Mao Zedong