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• The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.
  The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. -- William Arthur Ward...
• Baby on board. Just means five more points.
• If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher.
  I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself....
• Vladimir Nabokov was a writer who cared nothing for music and whose favorite sport was the pursuit, capture, and murder of butterflies.
  This explains many things; for example, the fact that Nabokov's novels, for all their elegance and wit, resemble nothing so much as butterflies pinned to a board...
• Eager to know the result of a physics exam he had taken, my brother asked his teacher, "How far am I from making an 'A' in this course?
  Replied the instructor, "Do you want that in light years?...
• Every prof blows this. We're all going to get AIDS or something. -- J. Vanderkooy Physics 122
• Was that that 'that that' that that teacher complained about? -- Rob Robinso