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• Be wary of strong drink.
• Beware of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss.
  -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love...
• When the need arises -- and it does -- you must be able to shoot your own dog.
  Don't farm it out -- that doesn't make it nicer, it makes it worse....
• Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A.
  Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...