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• Faith is when you believe in something that you know ain't true. -- Anon.
• Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
  -- Anon....
• You know it's going to be a bad day when you see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
  -- Anon....
• Think highly of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate. Anon.
• It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are.
• It takes courage to innovate, not imitate.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . It always takes you a second when someone says that they hear a siren.
• Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.
  -- Harper Lee...
• You know, it takes forever to get out of Texas. And then when you do, you're in Oklahoma.
  -- David Ball, country singer....