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• You know it's going to be a bad day when you see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
  -- Anon....
• If you don't care where you are, then you aren't lost. -- Anon.
• The post office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States.
  It's a ten-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter. -- Chevy Chase...
• You think health care is expensive now? Wait until it's free!
• Fragile. Handle it like the U.S. Post Office!
• The Post Office is being run like NOBODYS business.
• Your mental health will be better if you have lots of fun outside of that office.
  -- Dr. William Menninge...
• Show me a burned-out post office and I'll show you a case of blackmail.
• Can you trust a government that subsidizes tobacco and tries to ban vitamins to make intelligent choices about your health care?