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• Anxiety is interest paid on trouble before it is due. -- Dean Inge
• Krusty: But I love that plane! I used to fly to Vegas in it with Dean Martin.
  One time we were flyin' in it, and the moon hit his eye like a big pizza pie!...
• Originality is undetected plagiarism. -- Dean W.R. Inge
• Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets.
  I do not mean his maker, but himself. -- Dean Inge...
• Religion is a way of walking, not a way of talking. -- Dean William R. Inge
• The aim of education is the knowledge not of fact, but of values. -- Dean William R. Inge
• looking at the photo album] Marge: Here's Bart sleeping.
  Here he is dozing...here he is after a visit from the sandman....
• Scott: "What in blazes is *this*?!" Waiter: "Didn't you order scotch?
  Scott: "Laddie, I was drinking scotch a hundred years before you were born....