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• Scott: "You're not quite, uh, *human*, are you?" Data
  No, sir. I am an android. Lieutenant Commander Data....
• Scott: "I bet you two bottles of scotch that they're inside the sphere.
  And that they went *in* right through the hatch....
• I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks.
• Scott: "Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children.
  They want everything right now, and they want it their way....
• Picard: "What do you think of the Enterprise-D?" Sco
  She's a beauty. With a good crew." Picard: "But....
• Scott: "I don't know what it is exactly, but I would be *real* careful.
  It's real--" Picard: "Aldeberan whisky. Who do you think gave it to Guinan?...
• Scott: "I'm not here for a tour, laddie. I'm here to help!
  LaForge: "That's very kind, but I'm sure we can handle it....
• Picard: "How're you feeling?" Scott: "I don't know.
  How am I feeling?" Beverly: "Other than a few bumps and bruises, I'd say you feel fine for a man of a hundred and forty-seven....
• Scott: "Ah, thank you, lad." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow