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• You will be able to appreciate the influence of such an Engine on the future progress of science.
  I live in a country which is incapable of estimating it. -- Charles Babbage...
• I'd rather regret the things I have done than the things that I haven't. -- Lucille Ball
• There are things worse than a public speaker with a three word thought, a three minute vocabulary and a three hour speech, but I have not been able to think of any over the last three days.
• Picard: "And I would appreciate an explantion." Barclay
  I think I can help you with that, Captain." Rike...
• Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh, well, I think of my sex life....
• I have never been able to understand why it is that just because I am unintelligible nobody can understand me.
  -- Milton Maye...
• Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends. -- Samuel Pepy
• Being human does have certain advantages -- being able to appreciate the beauty of a flower, of a woman.
  -- Kirk, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4658.9....
• The grace of God means something like: Here is your life.
  You might never have been, but you are because the party wouldn't have been complete without you....