Frank: Congratulations, and welcome to the dynamic world of mobile
pretzel retailing.
Marge: When can I start? Where's my territory?
Frank: Your... territory. Well, lemme tell ya. Wherever a young mother
is ignorant of what to feed her baby, you'll be there. Wherever
nacho penetration is less than total, you'll be there. Wherever
a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there.
Marge: Don't forget fat people. They can't stop eating!
Homer: [passing by the stand] Hey, pretzels!
-- "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
pretzel retailing.
Marge: When can I start? Where's my territory?
Frank: Your... territory. Well, lemme tell ya. Wherever a young mother
is ignorant of what to feed her baby, you'll be there. Wherever
nacho penetration is less than total, you'll be there. Wherever
a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there.
Marge: Don't forget fat people. They can't stop eating!
Homer: [passing by the stand] Hey, pretzels!
-- "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Welcome to Pretzel Wagon. May I take your order?
Lenny: [hesitating] Uh, let's see. I'll have... one... - Marge: Hmm! It's not bad!
Frank: It's not only not bad -
it's not bread. "Knot bread", you get it? ... - Marge: Here you go! Free Pretzel Wagon pretzels for everyone.
One bite and you'll be hooked! Skinner: [takes... - Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that.
Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels... - Marge: Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these
pretzels?
Skinner: [robotic tone] Yes, I am sure. Sure as sure... - Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty
queen.
Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny... - Edna: Well, well, if it isn't Marge Simpson and her gangland cronies.
Maude: Your goon squads certainly gave you the edge... - Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
From the same category:
- Selma: You _married_ me just to help you carreer?
Troy:
You make it sound so sordid, look: don't we have a... - Ned: Well...?
Todd: I know!
Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We... - Krusty: {I don't want to hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes?
Herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes -... - Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered... - Bart: I can't believe it: five hundred bucks! Oh, just think what I can
do with that money.
[flash to a casino, with women all around] $500...
