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• Once at a dinner party when he was a young man, Winston Churchill, who at the time had a moustache, was seated next to an older woman.
  She said to him, "Young man, I care neither for your politics nor for your moustache....
• In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.
  -- Owen D. Young...
• An honest man's pillow is his peace of mind.
• And it does matter. An honest man or woman is an honest man or woman more because he or she is honest in the small
  everyday things that "don't matter" individually, but which make up a well-lived life, than because of some single great temptation that was passed....
• Man's mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not.
  His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not....
• A fanatic is one who puts twice as much effort toward his goal than anyone else, and once having gotten started, forgets where it is that he was headed for with all that effort.
• He who rapes a man's daughter, draws and quarters his son, and buries his wife alive in an anthill should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
• There was a young man from Bel-Aire Who was screwing his girl on the stair, But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.
• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....