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• We can never tell what is in store for us. -- Harry S. Truma
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
  There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa...
• SCEPTIC TANK A new type of plumbing device. Once you flush, it looks at the situation and says "gee, I dunno guv, I'm not sure I can get that big turd down the S bend.
  Just that little too big, know what I mean? Looks very dodgy to me....
• You can believe me, because I never lie, and I'm always right.
  -- George Tirebiter said "I always lie, and I'm always right." -- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs said...
• What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you.
  -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
• What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you.
  -- Nietzsche...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• No, I understand now," Auberon said, calm in the woods -- it was so simple, really.
  I didn't, for a long time, but I do now. You just can't hold people, you can't own them....