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• Next time I'll take parents of my own age. --Loesje
• There are a lot of reasons to skydive. It does take your mind off your problems.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Take time to develop your personality.
• It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today? --Loesje
• Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life. --Loesje
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and a lot of light bulbs....
• How many ants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I don't know but I bet it would take a whole lot....
• Take time to travel; your troubles will unravel.