What I Have To Say Is Far More Important Than How Long My Eyelashes Are.
Quotations By Famous People
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes
-- Singer Alanis Morissette, 7/30/95 explaining her video for You
Be a good girl You've gotta try a little harder That simply wasn't good enough To make us proud I'll live through you I'll make you what I never was If you're the be
hen maybe so am I Compared to him, compared to her Im doing this for your own damn good You'll make up for what I blew What's the problem....
Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns away] Marge
Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today....
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Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...