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• I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better." -- Proposed Country-Western song title
• I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.
  -- George Bu...
• If there had ever been a time when I could have given my own life to save her I would have done it.
  ... -- Avo...
• When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.
  ' -- Erma Bombeck...
• Ryan: If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox.
  I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face....
• Oh dear, you seem to have gotten yourself killed. I might be able to help you out, but I've never really done this before.
  Do you want me to try to reincarnate you?...
• I should have stayed in college." "What would you be if you had stayed in college?
  "I was in the black studies program. By now I could have been black." -- Woody Allen, "Banana...
• If I had my life to live over, I'd dare to make mistakes next time.
  I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....