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• I've always thought respectable people scoundrels, and I look anxiously at my face every morning for signs of my becoming a scoundrel.
  -- Bertrand Russell (1872-1967)...
• If I only had something to do with my life!?!
• Marge: Well, leave it to good ol' Mary Bailey to finally step in and do something about that hideous genetic mutation.
  Homer: [snort] Mary Bailey. Well, if I was governor, I'd sure find better things to do with my time....
• QOTD: "Every morning I read the obituaries; if my name's not there, I go to work.
• What I like is when you're looking and thinking and looking and thinking.
  .. and suddenly you wake up. -- Hobbe...
• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
  I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
• Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
  A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course*!...
• I'm not sure of what I should do -- when every thought I'm thinking of is you
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...