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• You can't steal second base while keeping one foot on first.
• If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base.
• Pedro Guerrero was playing third base for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 1984 when he made the comment that earns him a place in my Hall of Fame.
  Second baseman Steve Sax was having trouble making his throws....
• I am convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile -- Tom C.
  Clark...
• If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you must be at least a foot shorter than them.
• If you keep your mouth shut you'll never put your foot in it.
• If you speak the truth, keep a foot in the stirrup. Turkish Proverb
• There are two things that are extremely important in politics.
  The first is money and I'll be hanged if I can remember what the second one is....
• One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns. -- The Godfathe