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• You can't steal second base and keep one foot on first.
• If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base.
• Pedro Guerrero was playing third base for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 1984 when he made the comment that earns him a place in my Hall of Fame.
  Second baseman Steve Sax was having trouble making his throws....
• I am convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile -- Tom C.
  Clark...
• There are two things that are extremely important in politics.
  The first is money and I'll be hanged if I can remember what the second one is....
• One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns. -- The Godfathe
• Chickens...the only animals you can eat before they are born.
  ...and after they are dead. The first is an encore performance, the second the final act....
• If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
  -- Wilson Mizne...
• I have two rules about smoking. The first is that I never smoke while I'm sleeping.
  The second is that I never smoke more than one cigar at a time. -- Mark Twai...