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• They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
  -- Civil War General John Sedgwick, his last words, Battle of Spotsylvania Court House, 1864...
• They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." (Killed in battle during US Civil War.
  ) ~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864...
• They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
• Why, they couldn't hit an lephant at this dist... Gen. John Sedgewick, last word
• Lightning can't hit us at this dist... -- Famous Last Word
• An officer in the US Civil War was inspecting his troops while enemy snipers were active.
  When warned to be careful, he said: Are you kidding?...
• They couldn't hit a barn at this distance. -- Famous Last Word
• Is that a gun Yoko?" - John Lennon -- Famous Last Word
• +25 to hit, +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST! -- Famous Last Word