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• Smurfs spotted...Activating Magic Missile wand...
• What's brown and sticky? A stick!
• What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
• Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length.
• My new boyfriend is an absolute magician!" burbled the girl.
  How so?" inquired her roommate. "When he waves his magic wand at me, all my inhibitions disappear....
• What others say of me matters little, what I myself say and do matters much.
  -- Elbert Green Hubbard...
• What makes Teflon stick to the Pan? Nonstick Velcro.