Smurfs spotted...Activating Magic Missile wand...
- What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
- What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. -- Murphy's laws on sex
- FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS: #8
THE SMURFS AND THE CUISINART (1986)
The lovable little blue Smurfs encounter a lovable little kitchen
appliance, which invites them to play.
The Smurfs learn a valuable (if sometimes fatal) lesson....
- Nuke the Smurf
- COMMAND.COM not found. Activating random interrupts.
- My new boyfriend is an absolute magician!" burbled the girl.
How so?" inquired her roommate. "When he waves his magic wand at me, all my inhibitions disappear....
- Flaming nuclear death to Smurf
- Never use a wand of death.
- The longer the wand the better.