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• If you have great talents, industry will improve them
  if you have but moderate abilities, industry will supply their deficiency. -- Joshua Reynold...
• If you would want to know what you would be like if you lost your mind, put a tape recorder nearby and have it running when you take your second or third drink.
• You have a healthy appreciation of your abilities, and a keen awareness of your limitations.
• Nice underwear. Perhaps you should take them off your head.
• Why is it that when you DIE, you can't take your HOME ENTERTAINMENT CENTER with you?
  ? -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• You have to take off your shoes before you can take off your stockings.
• You cannot use your friends and have them too.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you dream you have to write device drivers for your refrigerator, washing machine, and other major household appliances before you can use them.