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• You cannot use your friends and have them too.
• You can't eat your friends and have them too.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you dream you have to write device drivers for your refrigerator, washing machine, and other major household appliances before you can use them.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your friends send you to the refrigerator to get an imported beer, but you can't find an opener, so you repo
  bottle: cannot open, opener: not found...
• You will have many friends when you use a corkscrew.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you realize you have never seen half of your best friends.
• Don't believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them.
  All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves....
• Be nice to your friends; if it weren't for them, you would be a total stranger.
• Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make.
  And you must use your imagination too. -- Joyce Cary...