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• God is perfect, man is not. Man made beer, God made pot!
• God made man, and then said I can do better than that and made woman. ADELA ROGERS St. JOHN
• When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.
  As to why he then stopped there are two opinions. One of them is woman's. -- DeGourmo...
• I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men. -- George Elio
• God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
  --- or --- Man made God; all else is the work of integers....
• By God, for a moment there, it all made sense...
• God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers. -- Jewish Proverb