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• Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans.
  It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity....
• No wonder kids get confused. Half the adults tell them to find themselves, and the other half of the adults tell them to get lost.
• Woman 1: [to Woman 2] This cross-country flight from the law would be hell if we didn't stick together.
  Woman 2: Hey: friends _stick_ together. Woman 3...
• Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics: 1: Get elected.
  2: Get re-elected. 3: Don't get mad, get even. -- Sen. Everett Dirkse...
• Good friends are so hard to come by: may we all value them when we find them. -- Anon.
• We're Americans -- with a capital 'A'! And do you know what that means?
  Do you? It means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world....
• The idea of man leaving this earth and flying to another celestial body and landing there and stepping out and walking over that body has a fascination and a driving force that can get the country to a level of energy
  ambition, and will that I do not see in any other undertaking....
• We elected Clinton for change, and that's about all I have left.
• When working hard, be sure to get up and retch every so often.