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• Most women are not so young as they are painted. -- Max Beerbohm
• Women are a sex by themselves. -- Beerbohm.
• I like the whiskey old and the women young.
• Equality is a step down for most women. SCHAFLY
• All societies are based on rules to protect pregnant women and young children.
• Ulch, that meat was painted.
• Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• When I was young, I used to have successes with women because I was young.
  Now I have successes with women because I am old. Middle age was the hardest part....
• Hope, of all passions, most befriends us here. -- Young