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• The human brain is the only computer in the world made out of meat. -- Solomon Sho
• Q: What is the smallest part in a LADA? A: The owners brain.
• Wiggum: We're still not close. Boy! This is going to be an all-night brain-buster.
  [rolls chair over to coffee machine] Oh, we're out of coffee!...
• Brain decay isn't yours only problem.
• The only brain-dead 286 chips are made by Intel...
• I am not a student of human nature.
  I am a professor of a far wider academy, of which human nature is only a pa...
• I was wrong to play God. Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed with.
  Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet....
• I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• UBD /U-B-D/ n. [abbreviation for `User Brain Damage'] An abbreviation used to close out trouble reports obviously due to utter cluelessness on the user's part.
  Compare pilot error; oppose PBD; see also brain-damaged....