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• You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
• Jessica: Hi. Bart: Uh, we should get to class. Jessica
  What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble for being late....
• Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
• How could they think women a recreation? Or the repetition of bodies of steady interest?
  Only the ignorant or the busy could. That elm of flesh must prove a luxury of prime...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• BG: So, you all set for your recital? Lisa: I sure am!
  Look: [shows her gums] I stopped brushing my teeth so I can play just like you....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....