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  It will never be for your own good....
• Opinions: They are mine all mine, if you want some get your own Opinio
  If the company wants them, they can pay for some. -- DISCLAIMER...
• The most important word in the vocabulary of advertising is TEST.
  If you pretest your product with consumers, and pretest your advertising, you will do well in the marketplace....
• Any fool can write a bad advertisement, but it takes a genius to keep his hands off a good one.
  -- David Ogilvy...
• You may be redneck... if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
• If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. -- Pietro Aretino
• I disagree with what you say but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES, LIES!
  ALL LIES! -- Voltaire's Evil Twi...
• Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind, then you can smell mine!
  Now is that a deal? Cat: You want to smell my WHAT? -- Red Dwarf - 'Parallel Universe'...