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• Advertising is the most fun of anything you can do with your clothes on.
  -- Mary Wells [advertising executive]...
• Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read.
  You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine. David Ogilvy...
• The product that will not sell without advertising will not sell profitable with advertising.
  -- Albert Laske...
• ADVERTISING MAJORS do it with style.
• Advertising is the art which promotes the idea within your head that you have wanted all your life something you have never even heard of before this time.
• Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
  -- Will Roge...
• Kent: Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward _your_ town!
  Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family!...
• People forget how fast you did a job -- but remember how well you did it.
  -- Howard. W. Newton, advertising executive...
• This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number, and recite a sentence using today's vocabulary word.
  Today's word is "supercilious". -- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio...