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• When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
• Gather your moss before you roll stones.
• You may be redneck... if your home is mobile but your car isn't.
• Life yields only to the conqueror. Never accept what can be gained by giving in.
  You will be living off stolen goods, and your muscles will atrophy. -- Dag Hammarskjold...
• You may be redneck... if hitchhikers refuse to get in your car with you.
• You may be redneck... if you mow your yard and discover a car.
• You may be redneck... if you paint your car with cans of spray paint.
• You may be redneck... if you paint your car with house paint.
• You may be redneck... if you sell rabbits out of your car.