I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
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- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho... - Hello, I must be going.
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Groucho Marx (1890... - I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho... - As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce
and so will my wife.
Groucho Marx (1890... - I would not become a member of a club or organization,
that would have me as one of its members -- Groucho... - My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx, 1890... - Those are my principles, and if you don't like them.
well, I have others. -- Groucho Marx (1890... - My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been
one.
Groucho...
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- Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean
it's useless.
Thomas Alva Edison, amedican inventor and... - Laziness is no more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jules... - It is the childlike mind that finds the kingdom.
Charles... - Writing is like getting married.
One should never commit oneself until one is amazed... - A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever.
Martin Tupper, (1810-1889) in Proverbial...
