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• I should have remembered that was Andrew Jackson who said that, since he got his nickname "Stonewall" by vetoing bills passed by Congress.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, confusing Andrew Jackson with Confederate General Thomas J....
• I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
• On alcohol: four is one more than more than enough. -- Jim Pastore
• I do more work all day than some people do before 5 AM.
• Let us cross the river, and rest under the trees. -- Thomas Jonathan [Stonewall] Jackson, 10 May 1863.
• If alcohol is bad, why are there more old drunks than old doctors?
• Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
  [at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe...
• I'm afraid you have more of a problem than I anticipated.
  Your battery needs a new car. -- Mechanic to custome...
• They've got a new birth-control pill for men now. I think that's fair.
  It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest....