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• Never have yourself tattooed with any woman's name, not even her initials. -- P. G. Wodehouse
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• The fascination of shooting as a sport depends on whether you are at the right or the wrong end of the gun.
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• Never put anything on paper ... and never trust a man with a small black mustache.
  -- P. G. Wodehouse...
• My living in Yorkshire was so far out of the way, that it was actually twelve miles from a lemon.
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• Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime?
  Of course not! They come out after dark, up to no good. -- P. G. Wodehouse...