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• Congratulations on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
  -- Yogi Berra...
• My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality. -- Otto, "Otto Show
• REPORTER: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
  YOGI BERRA: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
• Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
  Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
• Nobody ever eats at that restaurant anymore. It's always too crowded. -- Yogi Berra
• Marge: What's wrong, Homie? Homer: [sighs] I went to the record store today and they were playing all that music I've never heard of.
  It was like the store had gone crazy. Marge...
• Could this record-breaking heat wave be the result of the dreaded "Greenhouse Effect"?
  Well, if 70-degree days in the middle of winter are the `price' of car pollution, you'll forgive me if I keep my old Pontiac....
• Swing at the strikes. -- Yogi Berra