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• Well, I used to look like this when I was young, and now I still do. -- Yogi Berra
• Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
  -- Yogi Berra, baseball catcher, manage...
• The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. -- Yogi Berra, baseball catcher, manage
• Remember when we all wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor? Well, now I do. -- Carrie Snow
• REPORTER: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
  YOGI BERRA: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
• Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
  Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
• In baseball, you don't know nothing. -- Yogi Berra
• Everyone I know drinks Miller Lite. And if they don't, I probably don't know them. -- Yogi Berra
• Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
  -- Yogi Berra, to Johnny Bench...