Quote #387
If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a
new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.
-- Gelet Burgess
If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a
new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.
-- Gelet Burgess
Related:
- I never saw a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one.
Gellett Burgess I've never seen a purple cow I never... - If you are over 80 years old and accompanied
by your parents,
we will cash your check... - Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow"--
I'm sorry now I wrote it!
But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote... - And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic.
Just because there are a few hundred other people... - You may be redneck...
if your boat has not left the driveway in 5 years... - As you pick up the rusty knife,
your sword gives a single pulse of blinding blue light... - Laugh, and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony... - May you enjoy your wedding feast,
then choke on the last bite... - Whenever you turn on the radio, you hear the last few notes
of your favourite song.
Horowitz'...
