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• Beware of the minotaur. He's very horny!
• If you are horny, it's lust, but if your partner's horny, it's affection.
• Twas orgy, and the hip and mod And as in raffish thought he sprawled, Did groove and trip out at the pad
  The Radcliffe girl, no idle flirt, All whimsy were the slamming chicks, Crept past the hippies getting balled And the Radcliffe undergrad....
• Have a good meal today: eat a minotaur.
• If you need a wand of digging, kindly ask the minotaur.
• Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. -- Stephen Coonts, "The Minotau
• Cowboys handle anything horny.
• if (horny(you_are)==YES) honk()