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• In the country of the blind the one-eyed is king. ERASMUS
• Scitum est inter caecos luscum regnare posse. (It is well known, that among the blind the one-eyed man is king.
  ) -- Gerard Didier Erasmus (c. 1465-1536)...
• I had a virgin once. I had to go to Guatemala for her.
  She was blind in one eye, and she had a stuffed alligator that said, "Welcome to Miami Beach....
• In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is insane.
• Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
• All places that the eye of heaven visits Are to a wise man ports and happy havens.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Richard II -- Act i, Sc. 3...
• If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
• I 'C' said the blind man.
• There's a blind man looking for a shadow of doubt.