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• You are just the kind of bad food some monsters like to digest.
• If you are too cute some monsters might be tempted to embrace you.
• The food that I like best- the food that makes me hungry just to think of- is very simple.
  When I cook I try never to get too far away from that kind of simplicity. -- Jeremiah Towe...
• Never mind the monsters hitting you: they just replace the charwomen.
• Bender: "One of you will have to fill in for me while I'm gone.
  Professor Farnsworth: "Better yet, I'll build someone to fill in for you....
• Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another day at work!
  Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food....
• For the record, pot, like the "Reader's Digest", is not necessarily habit-forming, but both can lead to hard-core addictio
  heroin, in one case, abridged bad books in the other....