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• Q: How can you tell when a WASP is sexually aroused? A: By the stiff upper lip.
• How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing.
• Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying? A: When his lips move.
• Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A:His lips are moving.
• Q: How does a WASP propose marriage? A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?
• Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug? A: Four.
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• Q: How many WASP's does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One.
• As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight.
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