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  The game, as always, was close. They were at the treacherous 12th hole...
• I'll be unstopable when I get started...
• When the revolution comes, I will be shot by both sides.
• When I nod my head, you hit it.
• I could catch to boat to save myself. So I drowned in dry dock!
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  When warned to be careful, he said: Are you kidding?...
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• A shot rang out, "BARNEY" hit the floor. No more purple dinosaur!