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• I should have stayed in college." "What would you be if you had stayed in college?
  "I was in the black studies program. By now I could have been black." -- Woody Allen, "Banana...
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• I stayed up all night learning my line.
  -- Julie Condra/Syndi, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
• This morning I caught my wife in a lie ... I'm sitting there in the kitchen, having some coffee, biscuits, some jelly.
  About eleven-thirty my old lady came in, and her wig was amuss....
• Last night I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Well, it's a little rough... it might not be necessary to drag him 40 blocks.
  Maybe just four. You could put him in the trunk for the first 36 blocks, then haul him out and drag him the last fou...
• I wish I could have stayed one more year or two. There was so much I wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
  -- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• What? Me worry? I have a backup.....somewhere.....
• An older student came to Otis and said, "I have been to see a great number of teachers and I have given up a great number of pleasures.
  I have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking enlightenment....