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• Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race.
  He brought death into the world. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilso...
• Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to stop and reconsider.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth.
  He could not even lie. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• He is now rising from affluence to poverty. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to ma
  he invented them. Among higher animals there is no trace of them....
• What is the chief end of man?--to get rich. In what way?
  dishonestly if he can; honestly if he must. -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
• When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...