The first time the Deity came down to earth, he brought life and death;
when he came the second time, he brought hell.
-- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)
when he came the second time, he brought hell.
-- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)
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- Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a
debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race.
He brought death into the world. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilso... - Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody
had said it before him.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)... - When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to
stop and reconsider.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)... - Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)... - George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments
of youth.
He could not even lie. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)... - He is now rising from affluence to poverty. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
- Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to ma
he invented them. Among higher animals there is no trace of them.... - What is the chief end of man?--to get rich. In what way?
dishonestly if he can; honestly if he must. -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)... - When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life
stands explained.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
