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• Adam was but human -- this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilso...
• The first time the Deity came down to earth, he brought life and death
  when he came the second time, he brought hell....
• A man is accepte into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
  -- Mark Twai...
• We are citizens of the world: and the tragedy of our times is that we do not know this.
  -- Woodrow Wilso...
• I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life.
  The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. -- Mark Twai...
• What they said: What they meant: "I recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever.
  (Yes, that about sums it up.) "The amount of mathematics she knows will surprise you....
• We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.
  -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)...
• Of all of the delights in this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
  -- Mark Twai...
• We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.
  -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) (65-8 B.C.)...